OK, I’m cool with this.
you are no longer allowed to use computer.
but if I’m going to roll up in someone’s office and tell them that something they’ve done is wrong, I want to be 100% sure that I’m right. Apparently this is not the case with one of my coworkers, and we often have conversations like this:
Him: This layout is wrong.
Me: Well, we’ve done it that way numerous times in the past. Show me why it’s wrong this time.
Him: I can’t, but I know it’s wrong.
Me: Go talk to (someone). They’ll straighten your dumb ass out.
Him: OK, I’ll talk to them, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be back because this is wrong.
Caroline is playing with a toy lightsaber and William just tried to write his name in Illustrator.
That’s the way we load this dishwasher.
William left some of his toys out where Caroline could get them, as usual. This morning she went straight for the Lotus. I’m not sure if I should be proud or terrified.
This billboard was a lot funnier the first time I saw it and thought it said “SAM” instead of 5AM.
We just came from the burger place where you can draw all over the brown paper covering the tables, and there’s always a ready supply of Crayons when you have kids there. William asked me to draw a Ninja Turtle.
You guys. I just took this picture at William’s kindergarten orientation.
We’ve been slowly trying to fix our kitchen for several years now. The cabinets are a complete disaster. At least the rest of it isn’t blue anymore.