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Zoom OK, I’m cool with this.

OK, I’m cool with this.

06.01.13 2
Zoom Punk lyrics.

Punk lyrics.

05.30.13 5
Dear customer who “can’t get the JPEG out” of the email I just sent you,

you are no longer allowed to use computer.

05.28.13 5
I don’t know about you guys,

but if I’m going to roll up in someone’s office and tell them that something they’ve done is wrong, I want to be 100% sure that I’m right. Apparently this is not the case with one of my coworkers, and we often have conversations like this:

Him: This layout is wrong.

Me: Well, we’ve done it that way numerous times in the past. Show me why it’s wrong this time.

Him: I can’t, but I know it’s wrong.

Me: Go talk to (someone). They’ll straighten your dumb ass out.

Him: OK, I’ll talk to them, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be back because this is wrong.

05.28.13 6
Zoom Boston Lager in a can. My recycle bin and I have waited for this moment.

Boston Lager in a can. My recycle bin and I have waited for this moment.

05.24.13 9
The wasabi inside is hot. Why do I feel so cold?
05.23.13 1
Zoom Caroline is playing with a toy lightsaber and William just tried to write his name in Illustrator.
Proud parent.

Caroline is playing with a toy lightsaber and William just tried to write his name in Illustrator.

Proud parent.

05.20.13 5
Knives down, spoons up.

That’s the way we load this dishwasher.

05.11.13 5

William left some of his toys out where Caroline could get them, as usual. This morning she went straight for the Lotus. I’m not sure if I should be proud or terrified.

05.09.13 3
Zoom This billboard was a lot funnier the first time I saw it and thought it said “SAM” instead of 5AM.

This billboard was a lot funnier the first time I saw it and thought it said “SAM” instead of 5AM.

05.08.13 7
Zoom We just came from the burger place where you can draw all over the brown paper covering the tables, and there’s always a ready supply of Crayons when you have kids there. William asked me to draw a Ninja Turtle.

We just came from the burger place where you can draw all over the brown paper covering the tables, and there’s always a ready supply of Crayons when you have kids there. William asked me to draw a Ninja Turtle.

05.07.13 11
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Zoom You guys. I just took this picture at William’s kindergarten orientation.
Kindergarten.

You guys. I just took this picture at William’s kindergarten orientation.

Kindergarten.

05.07.13 8

We’ve been slowly trying to fix our kitchen for several years now. The cabinets are a complete disaster. At least the rest of it isn’t blue anymore.

05.07.13 5
Zoom It’s a slow Friday.

It’s a slow Friday.

05.03.13 2