December 2011
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dammit!
Did none of you people get the memo that we’re not actually supposed to be busy this week?
Bud Girls
Friday night, a friend and I were at one of the few bars in town with a decent beer selection. Now, I don’t have a problem with cheap beer - I’ll drink Yuengling or Miller Lite or Southpaw with the best of ‘em. However, when better choices are available, I’ll happily choose one of those.
So the waiter comes up to take our drink order, only it’s not just the waiter....
If I find a big dish of banana pudding in the work...
and about one-quarter of the pudding has been removed, but I don’t know who put it in there, I can still have some, right?
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newfangled
Back when I worked in the nightmarish world of quick printing, I did typesetting and layouts for a lot of newsletters, which were counted among my least favorite jobs. Some were worse than others, but none was worse than a particular newsletter for the community association of one of the area’s smaller, quaint beach towns.
As you can imagine, the leaders of a community association in a...
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A statement of fact:
The majority of three-year-olds like to move it move it.
Have I ever told you guys about the 43-button...
It sucks.
And then when I finally listen to the voicemail, it’s usually that one coworker who calls you to make sure you got their email.
Naming the donut-kitty
We won’t know if the baby is a boy or girl until January, but that hasn’t stopped Amy from making numerous name suggestions. I drive her crazy by telling her we don’t need to put too much thought into it until we know if we’re dealing with boy or girl names. I think we’ve nearly agreed on a girl’s name, but boy names are a different story. I don’t like any...