January 2011
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“What I shit is better than anything you could...
Ludwig van Beethoven, in response to critics of his composition, Wellington’s Victory
too many bloody marys!
Wireless internet is blowing my mind right now.
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Dude, you are always in the kitchen.
I’m only passing through because the kitchen is between my office and my destination, but you are always in here getting something out of the fridge, or making coffee, or getting a bowl of cereal.
You are in my way. Besides, you need to stop eating all the things.
Looks like everyone's having a craptastic Thursday...
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when I got to work, I found microsoft office for...
I can’t imagine why someone thought I wanted or needed this.
A day without a visit from [coworker x] is like a...
William and I were playing this morning when he...
At least he was polite about it.
today i got the statement that tells how much we...
When I saw it as one huge total, I was all, “holy shit that’s a metric crapload of monies!” but then I was like, “cool tax deduction, bro.”
temptation
If you work in an office environment in the South, with a lot of motherly-type ladies, you’ll discover that there’s a nearly-endless parade of dessert items that appear in that office. Mine is no exception - pound cakes, apple pies, cheesecake, etc. There’s almost always some dessert item available. And then when the local high school girls come around doing the Krispy Kreme...
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