February 2012
15 posts
"Dammit"
So on Wednesday I ended up taking William to work with me. About five minutes after we arrived at my office, he announced that he needed to pee. I took him to the bathroom, but what followed was a colossal failure by everyone involved.
With no footstool available, I was going to lift him up to pee, but William started the proceedings before I was in position. Pee went everywhere except into the...
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49.7 mpg
Today’s fuel economy driving to work, mainly thanks to the asshole who drove 45 for most of the trip, trapping a whole train of pissed off commuters behind him.
I’ve never made it to 50.
January 2012
24 posts
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I wake up with a song in my head on a nearly daily...
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Today
is the first day in about two weeks that I’m not completely swamped with work. It’s nice to finally have a breather. What’s goin’ on tumblr?
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December 2011
29 posts
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dammit!
Did none of you people get the memo that we’re not actually supposed to be busy this week?
Bud Girls
Friday night, a friend and I were at one of the few bars in town with a decent beer selection. Now, I don’t have a problem with cheap beer - I’ll drink Yuengling or Miller Lite or Southpaw with the best of ‘em. However, when better choices are available, I’ll happily choose one of those.
So the waiter comes up to take our drink order, only it’s not just the waiter....